Bannon leaves Breitbart

I think Alan B’stard is a better comparison than Francis Urquhart.

B’Stard is a selfish, greedy, dishonest, devious, lecherous, sadistic, self-serving ultra-right-wing Conservative backbencher, a sociopathic schemer who occasionally resorts to murder to fulfill his megalomaniac ambitions.

Later, B’Stard would intentionally mismanage the Tory election campaign so Labour would be blamed for an economic crisis, stage his own assassination to bring back hanging (and make £1,000,000 in the process).

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{Bannon cleans up for come-back tour interview on Home Shopping Network. Vomits blood and shrimp cocktail on host.}
HE’S PLAYING 17TH DIMENSIONAL CHESS!

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I had a Quebecois housemate in Japan, who having lived in India for so long could only go this way, as evidenced by the footprints on the toilet seat. But it’s supposed to be the more natural way to go.

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