I see who you did there.
2 Likes
My biggest question is why keep a dildo on your bookshelf?
Is it for decoration?
Is it used as a bookmark?
14 Likes
6 Likes
Easily accessible for home defense?
The spoiler tags! They do nothing!
10 Likes
It’s a Jeffrey Toobin tribute.
1 Like
‘Hack You Up with a Hatchet’ Harry (and his unfortunate victim) would beg to differ, I’d wager:
8 Likes
Everyone seems to be losing it over a dildo on the shelf but seem unphased by the bloody handprints next to the bookshelf. And what is she hiding under that robe?
2 Likes
Sometimes a paperweight is just a dildo. I mean a cigar!
12 Likes
You see things, and you say “Why?”. But I dream things that never were; and I say “Why not?”
– George Bernard Shaw
10 Likes
Forget it, Jake. It’s Wales.
14 Likes
“For Wales? Why Richard, it profit a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. . . but for Wales!”
4 Likes
7 Likes
To cream the impossible cream… 
7 Likes
8 Likes
14 Likes
She’s OK in my book… shelf.
9 Likes
As an American, these priorities seem normal.
5 Likes
Is… is it a pipe?
4 Likes
From this distance it looks more like a BWC.
