At least it wasn’t a Bad Dragon.
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With what appendage doth a penis salute?
I am imagining tiny T-Rex arms…
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My embarrassment would be the enormous amount of Popeye memorabilia and empty beer cans in the background…and foreground.
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It’s an Encyclopedia Brittanica Reference Dildo. I can’t speak for anyone else, but I have to look stuff up all the time.
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It’s not a banana. Just look at it!
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In her defense, it looks like a tiny AF apartment.
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Real talk; still, drawers are a thing.
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Some of us worry about instruments of destruction. But come to think of it, bookshelf would be worse.
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If anything, I take her more seriously because of all her knicknacks and a bit of attitude, not afraid to show it. Shows that she is an interesting person.
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Surely putting it in her drawers would make it difficult to concentrate during an interview?
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Only if it’s a vibrator too.
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Probably more useful than the OED version that comes in quarter size with a magnifying glass.
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Ah, the “Ex-President Trump Size Encyclopedia Brittanica Reference Dildo”; made for tiny hands.
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There’s a joke here that I won’t pursue
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Apparently it’s one of them smart dildos.
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Well…I’m glad somebody noted that a dildo was on the shelf. Now a dildo can be used as a bookmark… but not a penis – at least one that’s attached to the reader, because what would be the point of that; the place being held would clearly be in view.
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What if this was a dude with his willing and eager fleshlight in the background?
Asking for myself…
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The tiny OED version comes with notable examples of all past uses, so you can really get a feel for the diction.
