Be a sexy mail-in ballot for Halloween

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/07/be-a-sexy-mail-in-ballot-for-halloween.html

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It’s peak 2020. Just be careful of Repubs trying to kill the vote.

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Do you think there is a sexy covid-19 costume?

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Apparently not:

https://www.businessinsider.in/retail/news/infamous-halloween-costume-maker-yandy-says-that-it-wont-make-a-sexy-covid-costume-but-promises-more-racy-2020-inspired-costumes-are-on-the-way/articleshow/78321034.cms

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Will this do?

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They probably just added masks and gloves to the sexy medical outfits already in stock. :thinking: I can’t imagine the virus itself causing anything but running and screaming…

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image sexy

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“There’s a joke in here somewhere.”

My sexy mail-in ballot never came. :sob:

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Back in early March (feels like a thousand years ago) a friend tossed a Corona beer bottlecap at us; he had written “Virus” on the back of it. Amusing back then.

Meantime, I’m sure there’s already a Corona bottle costume out there that could be dressed up into a virus (or a grim reaper). I feel dirty for writing that.

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mine came early :neutral_face:

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No provisions for a hanging chad? Loses the drag queen vote.

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I’m going to need larger “I voted” stickers.

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Premature election?

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You and me both :joy:

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Something, something, naked ballot.

(no, really, they’ll be rejected. You gotta use the secrecy envelope.)

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I would like to thank you for delivering that joke in a cleaner fashion than I would have.
I’ll tuck mine away for later.

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image

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I’m glad to help you avoid that gaff.

(Is that slang only USian?)

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Nope

:rofl:

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