Behold the face of God

Is… is that a Tijuana Toad?

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Personally, I always liked the phrase “God is a verb”.

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Disturbingly, Google image search comes up with this horror as the best match:

Wikipedia says things like: David Berg has been accused of leading a cult which promoted horrific assaults on children and sexual abuse of women and children for decades. Former members of his group tell their stories in widely read news items and media reports, though official inquiries at the time found no evidence of child abuse. Berg was also personally accused of pedophilia. He recalled in his letters how he was taught to masturbate in church by another boy his age. When his mother caught him, he was forced to masturbate in front of his father. Oftentimes Berg would explicitly describe his sexual preferences and recalled that one thing he regretted was that he never slept with his mother.

Ook.

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Seems to line up fairly well with much of the Bible.

That is an eerily appropriate mirror for the worst activities of mainstream Church.

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Ah yes, Shawn.

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Um…

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How incredibly bland but expected?

Remember when back in the day god was cool:

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“You cannot see My face; for no man shall see Me, and live"

I am still alive (as far as I can tell).

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More like “Behold the Face of Todd”

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If we’re talking about a being or beings that influence and control our lives, then they should have averaged in a cat’s face.

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She looks insane… like one of the Maenads!!

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The corollary is that you could see God’s face if you were dead. So maybe we’re all…

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Why does he look like Elon Musk?

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Bob’ll be done once the universe hits The Heat Death. Pipe? Over!

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So, what search terms did you use?

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Which brings up the results of November 2016…

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Because God has a revolting sense of humor.

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It was “god dog.” Finding this was an unexpected, um, bonus?

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I think this is the one who desperately needed a spaceship…

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So, coming up with a photo that graphically shows a dog’s anal sphincter was fortuitous and (in a nebulous sort of way?) fitting.

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