Well… yeah. In Christianity he is male. Very much so. In all Abrahamic monotheisms, in fact. It’s not a fault of the imagination it’s… just what their religion is. I’m not a believer but if you asked me to tell you what the Christian God looks like, yeah, he’d be male in the same way Athena is female.
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Seems punchable.
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Nope; it’s close to how I pictured God when I was three.
Somewhere in my mom’s house there is a 40 year old crayon drawing of what looks like a frog wearing a fisherman’s hat and pink swim trunks, and that’s totally what I expect to see whenever I finally die…
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Nope, the Google has led me down many strange paths today.
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Doesn’t matter how loud, He hears you anyway.
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There’s a workaround - just check out God’s butt instead. Worked for Moses…
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I very much look forward to hanging with Frog God one day!
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All hail hypnotoad
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I wonder why the researchers didn’t have people select those images.
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Now the researchers need to figure out how to use images without JPEG compression artifacts so they don’t accumulate in the average.
An obvious underachiever.
Iggy pop?
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Close, but not quite…
(I’m suprised we haven’t had any Pastafarians chime in yet.)
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Meh, I would be crazy too considering all the fucked up shit we have done…
Personally I think if there is a god it is more like some Lovecraftian thing. Mad, uncaring and unconcerned with anything going on at our scale.
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Hail Eris!
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Actually, I think he is a stranger on the bus, tryiin’ make his way home…
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The important question is are they heretical Triclavianists or True Christian Quadriclavianists?
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