Behold the most excellent first official White House portrait of Melania Trump

Let’s not talk about 45’s taint, please.

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Music genres don’t die, they just whittle down to the most annoying and toxic fans.


Anyways every time I see this i keep thinking ‘Melania Mall Mania’ (say that five times fast).

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I tried on a ring like this once - had a friend who was a super amazing jeweler. He used to make stuff that was loaned out through Harry Winston. He let me try on a rock like this one. It as about 5 carets. Was fun for the 10 minutes I wore it and swilled some champagne with him. That one was not super clear like this one is. The big stones don’t tend to be so clear. So, this is very valuable because it has all the 4 Cs.

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I imagine that she contractuallily obligated not to say, but I’m sure she’d have some stories to tell…

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That’s actually pretty spot on; kudos.

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https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/849107939583553537

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As much as I peep your mad dope 'shooping skills; I can NOT like this comment, for the sheer horror of the mental image you invoked with that smear of orange…

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Pretty sure the orange horror was @beschizza’s, so it’s 100% fine to not like it.

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OMG do people actually spray tan their most personal bits? Definitely terrifying if true.

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Hey! She could have been huffing his tanner, you don’t know her life.

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Every time he goes there they give him more work to do.

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As if we needed to be reminded that Donald can afford a big diamond. Or is this product placement? Did they get a good price in return for it featuring in an official portrait?

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Short stories, very short stories.
nudge nudge, wink wink

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Not mine.

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WITNESS ME Donny!!!

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Hmm…

It’s a shame Ursa was always hands on hips and Zod was always hands folded.

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Not this?

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