Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/31/beloved-maga-prophet-insists-trumps-guilty-verdict-is-fake-news-video.html
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This I can believe. It just happens to exist in Harlan Crow’s accountant’s office.
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In a video posted yesterday, Green stated that God had whispered in her ear about Trump’s innocence. “There will be no guilty verdict because there’s no crime,” God told her.
Always thought a historical compendium of ‘prophets’ whose big prophecy – typically the world will end on such-and-such a date – didn’t happen and what happened then, would be interesting. Were they able to keep their sucke… followers on track with “Whoops …didn’t carry the three” or did they revolt or disperse or find a new stupid thing to give all their worldly goods to…?
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Trump was always a Great Disappointment.
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Tell me again it isn’t a cult.
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Well three of the letters in ‘cult’ match what I was thinking.
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There have been a number of horrific mass deaths around such events. The Jonestown Massacre, for example. The Heaven’s Gate suicides. The Waco siege result was largely the fault of the federal authorities, but it could not have happened without the cultist mindset of the Branch Davidians.
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Trumpism has infantilized his cult members to the point where they think that throwing a violent tantrum is the proper response to any opposition to their delusional worldview.
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Hey, IRS? We have a “prophet” over here who sure looks like she’s using her pulpit to violate the prohibition for 501(c)(3) organizations to “directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office”. If her “church” is claiming to be tax exempt, might it be time to take a closer look at that classification?
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No there will not be green eggs and ham! No, not in a house, no, not with a mouse!
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She calls her business “Julie Green Ministries”. That word, ministries, pretty much guarantees that there’s child molestation involved.
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At the core of every Conspiracy Theory there is always a “kernel” of truth. If that ONE THING is true, then everything that is spun around it must also be true.
In this case there seems to be TWO “kernels” that she (and others) are clinging to:
1: Appeals have not been exhausted, therefore, blah blah blah… heat death of the universe.
2: “Technically” (according to several NY attorneys I have heard opine) he is not a “CONVICTED FELON” until Sentencing on July 11. Technically.
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“Alternative facts” strikes again. This time, it’s personal. Again.
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“You up?”
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This is why you shouldn’t listen to gods from alternate dimensions.
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Eventually they all confuse whispers from God with forgetting to remove their AirPods.
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