Best wine-pairings for Girl Scout Cookies

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I think they are wrong with all the red wines.

Assumption: girl scout cookies are made of real girl scouts.
Assumption: girl scouts count as white meat.
Conclusion: white wine is likely to be the best.

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This is my first year as the parent of a Girl Scout. This sounds like an excellent way to help me through the fundraising events.

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Cookies and wine? Who cares. The real question is why can’t anyone recommend a decent breakfast wine?

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The real question is why can’t anyone recommend a decent breakfast wine?
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Enjoy Thin Mints with a sweeter bourbon, Angel’s Envy or Blanton’s are perfect, Jack Daniel’s works in a pinch.

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Best wine pairing for Girl Scout cookies? moar.

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Is it “Doc” Brown?

No wonder he has the best wines - buy a couple bottles fresh from a good year, dig them somewhere safe, then deLorean couple hundred years and dig them up and be back home for dinner.

Edit: you may achieve some of that effect with ultrasound.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3115492/Ultrasound-machine-turns-cheap-plonk-into-fine-wine-in-30-minutes-says-inventor.html

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It has caffeine and even sounds like a bit like breakfast!

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Samoas pair better with bourbon.

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Aww, don’t they make one in Cornwall? :wink:

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This needs to be a Girl Scout badge.

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Thin mint cookies and vodka in a blender make a refreshing breakfast smoothie.

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I like samoas with an old dark rum.

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Technically I think it would be veal, so a lightly fruity red could work, say a young Chianti or Rhone. (I am so going to heck for this joke.)

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I am so going to heck for this joke.

You left out the fava beans, so I suppose you are.

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All good things to those who wait.

Okey-dokey, Lecter in this thread just got a little too edgy for me. Off to bed…

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If you and @shaddack were riffing on anything else there, feel free to let me know. Not sure how I somehow made that “edgy”. Sweet dreams though.

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Oh no, we we’re. I just managed to creep myself out a little.

Thanks, you too.

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I like to pair my Girl Scout Cookies with some zig zags!


https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/girl-scout-cookie

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