Bible Stories, with U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions

You know, these cartoons are less funny the closer they stray towards reality…

(and when the absurd becomes commonplace, is it satire anymore?)

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What would Jesus do?

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Usually they stick to worshiping Mammon…

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Do they really want to find that out in person?

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According to the Gospel of Mathew, Jesus was actually an infant refugee. His parents were forced to seek asylum in Egypt after Herod decreed the forced separation and killing of all infants. Biblical precedents indeed.

Edwin Longsden Long - Anno Domini

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Oh yes, they do. Because in their heart-of-hearts they are certain they will be standing up in the clouds, looking down with self-satisfied smiles at all the sinners writhing in eternal torment.

If there’s a God, then “Jesus mk2” is sitting in one of those camps right now, while so many of His “followers” turn their eyes away from His plight.

An 84-year-old Trump supporter admitted he felt nothing for the children taken from their parents and compared the family separation policy to a citation he once got for illegal swimming.

So close to meeting his God, yet so unprepared.

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Wow! I have never seen this but I will now

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Sooo … now that drumpf has done a volte face on his pointlessly cruel policy, does that make;

  • him a sinner for enabler swarms of godless immigrants set to infest the US
    OR
  • sessions a lying sack of shit for invoking the bible in the first place?

I know, I know; drumpf is a sinner AND sessions is a lying sack of shit. But, how are they framing this on Fox and Breitbart?

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UMkGBje

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The Nazis wouldn’t have had any trouble finding each child’s parents.
The US however…

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