Biden is a drugger, says Fox News — and will go to debate "jacked up" on, er, "Mountain Dew" (video)

Electrolytes

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They misspelled “Johnson”

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TIRED: Biden is jacked up on Mentat cognitive-enhancement drugs.

WIRED: Biden is receiving tDCS direct to his frontal lobes.

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I think the ideal debate outcome would be for Trump to get so agitated he has a stroke.

But falling apart and babbling incoherently is also acceptable, as well as throwing a tantrum and stumbling off the stage.

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It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains.
The stains become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

The stains on my lip, totally not Purple Drank.

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Someone on Mastodon called the X logo a sans-serif swastika and now every time I see that logo, that’s what I see.

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Is this real? If yes, BRB, heading to northern Wisconsin ASAP!

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That’s a day ending in Y, isn’t it?

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Appears so, and can be delivered to 44 states.

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Yeah, but I need a vacation, why not go to Wisconsin’s other tourist trap area? :wink:

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Because the owner of MBC is an annoying tr0ll, regardless of politics.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/s/toBNktMMEj

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Biden is of Irish descent, so why would he be drinking that sugar water?

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Dark Brandon absolutely needs The Pogues as his house band.

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