Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/06/26/speaker-johnson-fuels-biden-drug-speculation-ahead-of-presidential-debate.html
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Hopped up on energy drinks, sure. Speaker Johnson (Mike Johnson, which is totally not a good porn name) is a toady stepping up to help spread the nonsense about an addled candidate who’s on a regimen of drugs to keep him from completely stumbling through life. Doesn’t matter if the party of Johnson has seriously lost the plot, so now the drugs are energy drinks.
I guess I’ll be listening carefully for all of the telltale belching from the suspect candidate at the debate. If I can pick it out from the noxious rear burps coming from the corn-haired drooling goon sharing the stage, that is. 
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A stopped clock and all that. He’s 100% right.
A whole gallon of vodka on the other hand…
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Energy drinks? GASP! I should run out and buy pearls so that I may clutch them! He might have the equivalent of two frappucinos in his system!
Now when it was suggested that Biden should be drug tested before the debate, I had no problem, except for two things: one was that they were suggesting only one party in the debate be tested, and two was that it doesn’t matter what the results of the drug test are, since a clean test would be declared “fake” anyway.
I swear that conservatives didn’t used to lie about literally everything. Can we go back to that? Lying half the time was bad enough.
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Red Bull gives you right-wiiiinng conspiracy theories!™
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Is the right wing now against checks notes energy drinks?
This constant list of things they hate is like reading [Nuggan - Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki](https://Nuggan’s abominiations)
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Beau of the Fifth Column just quoted multiple accusations by Trump and his backers that his debate opponent should be required to take drug tests - except, his opponent at that time was Hillary Clinton. The guy can’t come up with new strategy to save his life.
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What are these miracle drugs that can turn someone with profound dementia (as we are assured Biden is) into a snappy, alert thinker ready to go toe-to-toe with the very Stablest of Geniuses, the leading critical thinker and public orator of our times?
Because I’m sure a lot of people would like to know.
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The answer is contained in a little film called Rise of the Planet of the Apes…
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If there’s a magic potion that can increase abilities, cognition, intelligence, etc, like the drug in “Limitless” then I absolutely want the leader of the free world to be taking it!
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I’m 77 and can say large doses of caffeine are a continual disappointment.
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How many decades ago did they fill up the Republican House candy desk with stupid pills?
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This from a man who made his career out of delusional fabrication.
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“Acumen” is not a word I would use to describe Trump.
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Dark Brandon needs to leak a video of him sneaking out of the White House, doing a back-alley deal… for an ice cream cone. And then come onstage for the debate licking one.
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hmmm…
i kinda like that.
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I never thought I’d see the day when a President was accused of wrongdoing by possibly drinking Mountain Dew. Trump had a Diet Coke button on his desk, for Pete’s sake. If there’s any nefarious soda consumption taking place, focus on the orange blob with the piss-yellow fright wig.
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acumen and readiness of Donald
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