Roight. They’re just WP’s.
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i’m pretty sure trump let them in the club
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Nah, they’re from one of those shithole socialist countries.
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Let me sit my 6 foot 4, 280 lb body, on the corner of your desk, and we can discuss this rationally.
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Cnut’s rule of the Anglo-Saxons?
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In the same vein:
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If only the Jutes hadn’t been erased from the expression!
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Exactly. Let’s focus on the big issues, like Biden having a sharpie on his desk just like the one Trump uses to sign that outlandish John Hamhock of his.
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Shit. I had no idea that Biden was in the pocket of Big Oak.
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I mean really, if you want my vote you have to go with Mayope.
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That’s not just Philip Jose Farmer; it’s also Robert Fender. Kilgore Trout was originally a character in Vonnegut’s fiction, as a dig at Theodore Sturgeon.
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Here’s my two-step heuristic to determine if a candidate gets my vote this round:
- Are they better than another 4+ years of DJT? +1000000
- Something something about office furniture +0
If they score +1000000 points or more, they have my vote!
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I’m agnostic and that’s my explanation. We could be allies!
Wait, what kind of desk do you work at?
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Makore is beautiful, and has the bonus of being quite toxic, so one knows the serfs who build the furniture are properly desperate.
“Although severe reactions are quite uncommon, Makore has been reported to cause eye, throat, and skin irritation, as well as headache, giddiness, and central nervous system and blood effects.”
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Biden famously hasn’t cashed in on his decades of elected office, excepting perhaps the royalties from one book. He’s justifiably proud of this mark of personal integrity (what Trump would call “stupidity”). I seriously doubt he’s making ever-so-subtle choices in home furnishings in order to silently dog-whistle the exact opposite of one of his main talking points.
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So, from this thread I have learned that:
- Biden likes Hågar, or at least one comic that reminds us that tragedy isn’t about you.
- Lots of Happy Mutants think taste in lamps indicates how open you are to change
- Even more Happy Mutants think the above are full of it
- And yet another group pretends to be in the former group, but really only for the lulz.
- That I no longer know who is trolling who.
- That I actually like Joe, and think he’ll be a great president.
- Oh, and that I actually like his office setup. The guy has a nice, understated taste.
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Works for me.
Only reason I can’t claim atheist is too much indoctrination left over from childhood, and scientifically speaking, the fact that I can’t concretely rule out the possibility definitively, but practically speaking, I live as though I am one.
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