Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fake Blood/Crip,
A laughable, drunk bumblefuck,
And their ego trips.
Captured high on video,
The Mayor refused to leave:
His Worship was 'just under it,'
Not drunkwalking on his knees...
The Biebs was was a mighty arrogant
If not for his plethora of follicles,
Who'd know him today?
Who'd know him today?*