"Bigfoot Watcher Chasing Chemtrails Records a UFO"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/06/bigfoot-watcher-chasing-chem.html

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The cow mooing was the best part.

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This is the type of stuff that echoes inside of Rudy Giuliani’s brain. Only more tinny and with reverb and doppler effects.

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Needs more cowbell.

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I thought the cow was named Yeti!

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Physics is hard.

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For the record: No, I cannot count the number of times that I have impressed people by pointing out Venus in broad daylight.

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Marc Abell –the CEO of Colorado Bigfoot, a provider of Bigfoot videos

You mean “CEO” as in there’s actually a registered corporation called “Colorado Bigfoot”??

Oh, OK. Yeah, I guess that’s totally normal.

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In true Bigfoot photography fashion the guy was completely unable to keep the camera still and centered on his target.

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I’ve always wondered why they have these nice cameras but never bother with a tripod.

Anyways, it was cool he caught a satellite at sunset. Good reflections of the sun off of it as it rotated, made a nice twinkling. (Or maybe Venus, hard to tell with him moving around so much whether or not it was standing still or moving)

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He was doing so well until he ruined it all by accidentally showing the curvature of the earth.

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I can’t enjoy laughing at these people anymore. They get as many votes as I do. So the joke is on me.

The aliens and cryptids are imaginary, but the crisis is real.

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I made the mistake of watching it on YouTube and glancing at the comments. You’re right, it’s not as funny as it used to be.

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In another twist, it turns out that was the very same UFO that pro-vaccine illuminati reptilians used to project the hologram of the Loch Ness Monster destroying WTC7.

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It’s called ice. I’ve got some in my drink right here.

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Oh to be so excited by such simple things. It must be fun to be this guy.

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I’m Bigfoot watching a UFO’s chem trail right now!

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Randall Munroe is an optimist…

or not…

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