Rosemont is a quaint village to the northwest of Chicago adjacent to a small regional airport called O'Hare. It has done an admirable job of turning itself into the convention center people who have to be in Chicago but don't really want to be in Chicago can stay in and never leave. It's got an outlet mall, a Toby Keith bar, 284 Chilis/TGI Fridays variants, and best of all you never actually have to go to Chicago. Now that the Caddyshack restaurant is going to be there, the planned Happy Gilmore bar & grill is going to have to reevaluate its business model, though.
"We had the best time at the insurance convention last week in Chicago!"
Oh, did you go to the Art Institute or see the lakefront?
"No, but we ate six bloomin' onions and I got a great purse at the Coach outlet!"