What BS! The truth is the exact opposite of this. Whoever believes this completely misunderstands the facts: Yes, in the past, birds weren’t real, they absolutely were surveillance drones, but recently they became self-aware and self-replicating, so now it’s entirely appropriate to categorize them as 100% real and sentient entities.
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If birds are all government drones, then why do so many fight each other?
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Oof! If a chorus of terns sang that wretched ditty near me, why I’d leave no tern unstoned!
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I have no egrets.
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Saw a flyer for this group taped to a lamppost in my neighborhood a few weeks ago, been wondering about it ever since. Thought it was either a joke or viral marketing, so I didn’t check out any of the social media listed. Gee, looks like I missed the rally. Hopefully they’ll hold one in Chicago soon…
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Well we had to do that because the outdoor cats had killed all the real birds
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Different agencies and different departments within the same agencies. Budgets (Budgies?) are tight these days.
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Hmm, enjoying the irony?
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So now we need to hack them?
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I wonder if corvids or parrots have their own conspiracy theories?
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Different governments fighting each other.
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Dead birds you find in the USA were imported from Eurasia and planted to be found. There is a whole industry here around that.
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So eradicating passenger pigeons was an act of self defence? Sounds like the NRA is fond of this group…
Also, it explains why government can be hawkish or dovish, but never cowish. Can they?
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I think this has already happened, at least to some extent.
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Didn’t that exact thing happen with flat-earthers? I blame the chemicals leaching from the MAGA hats.
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What IS fried check?
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I think you guys spell it as “fried cheque.”
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