Birth control cupcakes


Do they work?

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I know them all, except the stripey ones. Are those supposed to be patches?

Here I was thinking they actually contained spermicide. I am disappointed, internet.

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They sure missed a, ahem, “decorating opportunity” by omitting the coitus interruptus method.
Or maybe they’re just less immature than I.


no anal either.

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“Apply directly to the forehead.”

It’s a trick question. They all represent one birth control method: eat so many cupcakes that you feel too bloated and gross to have sex. Works every time.

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I’m guessing that none of them are cream filled?

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