Bizarre story of woman on Tinder date who got stuck in window while retrieving her poop that she pitched

I should clarify - on a date?!?

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This is the kind of story that you tell your grandkid while she/he is sitting on your knee (how “I and Grandma met!”)… then your grandkid hops off and runs away from you.

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Not a first date choice for me at least, but sure.

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To be honest, I have had worse Tinder dates…

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I mean yeah, if they’ve managed to power through a category 4 shit-storm like this, I suspect they’ve got the grit required to make it work.

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Straight up Hepburn and Tracy

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99% certain it’s this movie:

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A gofundme page, really? It’s a $500 window - and she techinally is the reason it is broken, seems to me like she should be picking up the dinner checks for the next few dates.

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Yup. She’s a keeper.

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no no, that’s why you have to apologize AND bring flowers. :wink:

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they better get fucking married after this story!

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I know, right. This one is a keeper!

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Brings back fond memories of when my Dear Wife and I went a courting each other.

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Called the wrong expert

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Stool cory bro.

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Reminds me of a short film about this scenario

Back it comes

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At least it’s one hell of a story to tell your kids.