Black art student with glue gun mistakenly thought to be dangerous, caused 4-hour lockdown at university


Well, look on the bright side: Mr Art student isn’t dead. Progress by golly, progress!


Well, it was in New York, not the South, so…

Society is a group effort. AKA we broke it we bought it we gotta fix it. No backsies, sorry.


Somebody got to them before they shouted “He’s commin’ right for us!”

So yes… progress.


NO! I have always claimed I am an alien and my people will return for me.


So now the university will issue an apology to the student and start a dialogue on campus to bring students together so they don’t lose their shit over a black artist right?

I’m just kidding, cue the nopology, doubling-down and digging up a mug shot from the time he got arrested for a broken tail-light by Officer McCracker, complete with picture photoshopped to make him look like what white people think is a “thug”.


Time to update The List.

Blinking LEDs
Photography & Video Cameras
Black/Brown Adults and Children
Direct Eye Contact
Peaceful protests
Imaginary Black/Brown People
Rap Battles
Free Speech
Mail Carriers
Disabled People
Drawings of Penises
Two-Dollar Bills
Languages other than English


The appropriate response would be for the art police to beat him up with their glue sticks.


Sigh. WTF? Worse than the student with the katana handled umbrella.


It’s getting longer.


I’m so tired of this shit.


hey HEY now…we all know exactly how dangerous this could have been.

wait for it…


If he’s like most art students I know, a glue gun would be the least dangerous thing about him. He probably also has:
A kinfe
Exacto blades
Blow torch
Dozens of flammable chemicals
Empty glass bottles
(possibly drunk from emptying those bottles)
((probably also a little bit high))
Has his eyes on a plasma cutter, but dang those are expensive


Anyone else read the headline as “A student of the black arts…”?


gum erasers. You ever had someone hum one of those at you full force. They hurt man.


No, but I kinda wish I had. That would have been a less depressing story.


You forgot, “Liberal Values”


This coincides nicely with the release of, “Dear White People”.

Maybe we’ll see it crop up in season 2.


They made it into a series, or are you being facetious?


oh no. It is absolutely a series. And its fairly funny.

cc @ActuallyARegular


Yup. It dropped this past Friday on Netflix. Pretty funny.