Boanthropy is a rare psychological disorder that causes a human being to believe they are a cow

[lava]

one guy: “when I was a kid my brother believed he was a chicken.”

'another guy: “oh, that’s terrible, did you get him some help?”

one guy: “we wanted to, but we really needed the eggs.”

[J_Doyle_Wallis]

One of David Lynch’s never greenlit projects was a comedy called Dream Of The Bovine about a couple of guys who used to be cows living in Van Nuys.

Exploring David Lynch's bizarre abandoned film 'Dream of the Bovine'

[nosaj]

I can totally picture Harry Dean Stanton talking about “back when I was a cow.”