Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/14/body-of-mysterious-fang-toothe.html
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Oh of course, it was right in front of us the whole time!
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How many people did they find inside it?
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Heresy!
That’s clearly a sandworm from Saturn…
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Salty nope rope. Got it.
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Not only am I never going into the ocean again, I want to take back every other time I’ve ever gone into the ocean.
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Pretty sure that’s a tsuchinoko.
(Wikipedia has it classified as a youkai, but I’m pretty sure it’s a cryptid.)
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Yea.
This was in Texas right? I’m starting to think that maybe we should build a wall, but perhaps we should focus on a sea wall.
That thing is fucking creepy.
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I sometimes wonder, when our descendants meet real aliens, if anything will horrify us more then the things evolution coughed up on Earth. Luckily my imagination isn’t specific enough to answer.
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Its amazing that after a couple of billion years of evolution our planet still contains species which are not particularly good hunters. They just cruise around eating whatever they find and somehow survive.
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Hey, you’ve met my cousin Jerry? Say hello to him next time you see him.
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Maybe. Or maybe one of the dolphins’ secret biosoldiers went berserk before the transformation could be completed, and made an end run at mankind, their eternal enemy.
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Shit I thought maybe Jimmy Hoffa finally washed up.
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Could it be…? Nessie?
Build a wall, but make Texas and Florida on the other side…
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Yeah, build the Ike Dike.
The poor thing, now an ignominious spectacle.
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