Boing Boing Gift Guide: Toys and more!


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#2

Dildo.


#3

Pink glass “tentacle”? Ri-ight.


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That crossbow pistol would go nicely with the air raid siren from the last Gift Guide article. While I’m thinking about this, where can I buy those animatronic laughing sailors?


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Rob Beschizza

Mini Steel Safe

Ok, now you’re just taunting us.


#7

Yes, I am. I am.


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WAIT! You can purchase dices by the pound?!

Oh my… hands trembling… must resist temptation!


#9

Also crystal pyramids


#10

BAD IMAGE BAD IMAGE!!!

@beschizza HALP HALP!


#11

Your holiday frivolities are assured.


#12

Jason’s write-up on Estes rockets is so incredibly dead on. I would only add that, in the rare occasion that I could find the rocket I spent hours building, the smell of the spent engine was divine.


#13

“Generic Lego”???

You and I can no longer be friends.


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