Boing Boing Gift Guide: Toys and more!

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/02/giftguide2016toys.html

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Dildo.

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Pink glass “tentacle”? Ri-ight.

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That crossbow pistol would go nicely with the air raid siren from the last Gift Guide article. While I’m thinking about this, where can I buy those animatronic laughing sailors?

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Rob Beschizza

Mini Steel Safe

Ok, now you’re just taunting us.

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Yes, I am. I am.

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WAIT! You can purchase dices by the pound?!

Oh my… hands trembling… must resist temptation!

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Also crystal pyramids

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BAD IMAGE BAD IMAGE!!!

@beschizza HALP HALP!

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Your holiday frivolities are assured.

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Jason’s write-up on Estes rockets is so incredibly dead on. I would only add that, in the rare occasion that I could find the rocket I spent hours building, the smell of the spent engine was divine.

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“Generic Lego”???

You and I can no longer be friends.

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