Bonnie and Clyde bank robbers busted after posting pics of stolen cash on Facebook


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#2

Criminals - not the smartest lot, usually…


#3

I’m guessing under the hat there’s a tattoo saying “Poor Impulse Control”.


#4

They are pretty much on track to become a true Bonnie & Clyde, from their repeated run-ins with the law to their ineptitude at crime to their taking ridiculous, incriminating photographs. Hopefully the similarities end there, before the killing starts.


#5

One of my favorite West Wing quotes applies here:

FBI Agent Casper: In thirteen years with the Bureau, I’ve discovered that there’s no amount of money, manpower or knowledge that can equal the person you’re looking for being stupid.
President Bartlet: Some of the stupidest criminals in the world are working right here in America. I’ve always been very proud of that.


#6

“Gray matter’s thin” & “Skull’s thick”


#7

Snowcrash for the win!


#8

This sort of thing just makes me sad now.


#9

My 16-mo son loves to pretend that various things are a phone.


#10

or putting them in his mouth presumably.


#11

As I recall they try to put everything in their mouth at that age, too. Hmmm… I think you;re on to something.


#12

Genius!


#13

Give the babby a sharpie and he’d look somewhat similar, I’d guess…


#14

This is total bullshit, he could have earned that money selling lots of drugs.


#15

Cute couple!


#16

I often muse about the fact that humans as a species are capable of producing people that develop computer processors as well as specimens like these. It never fails to amaze me.


#17

There are smart criminals, you just don’t notice!


#18

At first I thought the one tattoo read “Royalty’s Chin”. I had no idea what that meant.


#19

Somewhere in a dingy basement in Vietnam, small children are frantically sewing thousands of Sexy Dumb Bank Robber costumes for the American market.


#20

Exactly. Smart criminals don’t rob the bank - they work there. More Goldman’s or a Hedge Fund than your local branch, 'natch. Really smart ones make their grifts legal.