“Professional Imbeciles” are in big demand these days.
Eeeeww, don’t put money in your mouth. That stuff’s dirty.
Fecal matter and cocaine! Surely stuff that he’s normally got all over his hands most of the time any way.
Posting photos on Facebook? Robbing a bank one town over from the town you just got released for robbing a bank in? Someone’s missing jail…
Just looking for a shitty contact high I guess.
Would have liked to have seen the FB pages themselves. The comments from friends might be revealing…
The two substances found most often on American currency are cocaine and fecal matter.
First thing that came to my mind.
I don’t know what seems dumber, putting the money in his mouth or posting the photos.
I’m just trying to figure out what kind of person would agree to be the criminal accomplice of a dude who loves betrayal so much that it is literally written all over his face.
I have known a few very intelligent folks, some real polymaths, who went to work for hedge funds.
Beat you to it by about 4 hours. 
I think he HATES betrayal, but he’s a poet. He knows just how rare loyalty is, and how common betrayal is. And he wants you to know, too. Every time you look at him.
It’s September, they’ve already moved on to Santa suits and heart-shaped boxes…
That’s the look of a man who has just been informed by President Hamilton that the rest of the stack is one-dollar bills. At least he’ll be able to afford some thrift shop clothing to put on those empty wire hangars.
Donald Trump is a front.runner for something or other.
Too bad it’s not animated.
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