Bored pilot graffitis two dicks and a message in flight path

In South Australia, I was bored
Heave away
Haul away
In South Australia, 'round Cape Horn
We’re bored in South Australia

Sketch away, you flying kings
Heave away
Haul away
Sketch away and we shall sing
We’re bored in South Australia!

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Saying something there are we? :rofl:

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I mean, I like to think I showed restraint in my choice of spelling. :wink:

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Saw his AMA on Reddit. Quite a life that guy leads. Happy as a puppy with…

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The same impulse that leads them to put “truck nuts” on their vehicles?
I dunno what causes it, but THAT is not what I would want to see (and display to the world) every time I drove my truck.

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So, he “drew” two penises then “I’m bored.”

“Bored” has more than one meaning. Wouldn’t “I got bored… but good” been more appropriate?

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But eventually he had to land, so a maneuver of Z minus 10,000 meters (or thereabouts) would have eventually occurred. :slight_smile:

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING! [Not too risky.] [Don’t forget to try jiggling your browser window/phone.]

It seems that the general consensus is now that he’s an outright fraud. His tale just became increasingly embellished beyond credulity. (I feel like I’m missing a prime opportunity for an outrageous pun here…)

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No idea, but it certainly isn’t a new thing.

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Can confirm. Have dick. Like dicks. Not gay or anything. NTTAWWT.

Edit to add: to be serious, this stunt doesn’t worry me, as long as he was within the correct airspace, and he wasn’t flying outside the plane’s capabilities (unless stress-testing is part of the flight plan).

Semi-related secret: me and the missus tramped out a couple images on the large lawn in front of my previous employer; a large “twig and berries” and a “nude” woman figure (very potato quality). To this day, no one at work knows who did it.

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You need a friend with a helicopter to do punctuation.

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Dang that’s kind of a bummer. Very convincing photoshop work tho…

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Well, ya know…he was bored.

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Which hardly qualifies as “graffiti”, really.

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Incorporeal Graffiti

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Understandable sentiment given he’s in Adelaide.

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That. Is fuckin hilarious.

Reminds me of some comedian (I cannot recall who) many years ago talking about the new drug Viagra. “They have these commercials now talking about ‘you can have sex in your eighties’. I don’t wanna be thinking about sex when I’m in my eighties! I’m in my forties now and sex is still just about all I think about. I can’t WAIT to quit tihinking about sex!”

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You win the thread

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Mr Chad, I think you mean…

or is that an entry for “I’m so old that”?

Wot, no in-flight entertainment?

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