Boy gets trapped in elevator after peeing on the buttons

I think that was more like peeing on the 3rd rail.

Back in the dark days of the 90’s in pre-gentrified Morningside Heights the elevator in our rent stabilized building would stink of pee. I hoped it was dissatisfied customers of the drug dealers in the building not the actual tenants. I hoped that.

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I told him you said so. He wants to meet you now.

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I drive an old car. Once in freezing weather, when I was unable to get the key into the keyhole and had no other ready source of heat, I successfully thawed the driver’s door lock (enough to get the key in and turned) via the judicious application of emergency pee.

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He might have been good with that spray, but the elevator could have had the last drop.

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Memory lane! I spent many a quarter on the arcade version of Elevator Action!

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Me too! I have it on a MAME cabinet now, and it’s a fave with my kids also. They don’t make 'em like that any more, etc. etc.
(In fact, they didn’t make 'em like that for very long at all - there’s a sequel which is a totally different proposition and in my view far inferior.)

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