Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/06/brands-on-twitter-have-fun-wit.html
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Late Stage Capitalism: the Movie
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It’s all fun and games until someone does it who doesn’t understand innuendo and double entendre.
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“LAWSUIT!” (Works in for corporate legal, strategic planning, and as a safe word!)
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Wait that’s your safe word too?!
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McDonald’s should have replied. Their slogan graveyard is a goldmine:
- Let’s Eat Out!
- You Deserve a Break Today
- Get Down with Something Good
- Mac Tonight
- We Love to See You Smile
- I’m Lovin’ it
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I’d give the win to Boston Market, and I agree that Aer Lingus left a lot of meat on the bone.
Colonel Angus would be sorely disappointed.
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“Nancy Reagan naked!” also works. (As a safe word.)
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Double-double cheese-cheese burger-burger please!
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I believe he’s now going by his given name… Enil.
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Damn, Kettle Brand opening with elbow deep?! You put the ripples in my chips…
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“Ernest Borgnine naked on a cold night!”
(Oops, the quote is Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!)
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And lets not talk about the special sauce…
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This reminds me of “that’s what she said”-- you can imply almost any phrase is sexual.
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Not very cunning, Lingus, are you?
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Woah. That is definitely foreplay!!!
Maybe don’t use the company twitter to make a joke that should get a manager censured for making to a subordinate
Just a thought
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Netflix kind of started a thing here, didn’t it?
Good one, Netflix!
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corporate personhood is wild
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That is the very definition of an unsafe word; you can’t just throw that kind of thing around. My libido just face-planted off the 10 meter platform into a dry pool.
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