Bridal trend: "Extremely revealing," low-cut wedding gowns

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*shrugs

The Legend dress design is more visually appealing, IMO.

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Not for the Duchess of Sussex, at least!

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re: the featured photo…that’s not a low-cut gown, it’s a very HIGH-cut cumberbund.

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Wait… I think I know the young lady in the NPR picture… I think she was in one of my classes… I have to go look it up now.

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Do not underestimate the Russians!

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Somebody should say something about the prince’s tie though.

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I have spent the entire day assiduously avoiding it, and you go and do this. Shame on you. :wink:

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Meh… It’s a nice thing, overall. It was worth reading about just for the sermon by Rev. Michael Curry:

Which was lovely.

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Meghan Markle looks gorgeous in that elegantly simple gown.

*lolz

Speaking of Luxanna Troi’s skyclad wedding; I was just thinking about that episode when I read this post, but I couldn’t find any good images to post.

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That’s all I could find (from Trekcore, or whatever that Trek wiki is called). It’s a great episode, about duty and aging, I thought. They started out with her as something of a joke, and in later seasons they dealt with some real issues around aging with her, I thought.

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Oh, thank you. I thought I would be the only one to object on the grounds of incompetent tailoring!

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I hope this trend dies out before it’s time for my nieces and daughters of friends to get married.

Until then I plan on riding the wave. Keep your eye out for my Kickstarter for Bridal Jugs magazine - the finest bridal magazine kept behind the counter.

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Yeahhh; depends on the time of the year, and geographical location …

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I know fashion insiders are going to flaunt their expertise and point to one influence or another… But I’m still fascinated with this idea I read in some Heinlein novel where the length of women’s skirts had something to do with the country’s willingness to go to war. Association is not causation, I get that, but it’s interesting. And whatever subconscious sexual tribal mechanisms are at play, you might especially see in action at something like a wedding.

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I’m going out on a limb here, but I think Phil would be okay with this.

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The problem with pictures on ancient vases and murals and whatnot is that it’s hard to tell what is documentation and what is storyboarding.

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Sorry. NSFW is in the eye of the beholder.

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