Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/29/bride-marries-herself-in-lones.html
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Would have been cheaper to have eloped with herself instead.
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I’m living in sin! by myself!
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If she hooks up with somebody is it cheating?
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And could it be grounds for divorce?
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Oh ffs…
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The Italian government does not legally recognize the self-marriage trend known as “sologomy.”
That might be noteworthy, depending upon how many of the people of that region legally recognize the Italian government.
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See first the gays marry then the next thing you know people are marrying themselves or marrying a rock …
/s
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I would never settle for someone like me.
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What is there to recognize? That the person is… a person? Methinks the state does that already.
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Can she now claim herself as a dependant for income tax purposes?
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Yeah, my joke is more along the lines of, “How could she live with herself?”
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Worse - who do I blame for the condition of my apartment?
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Nice compassionate sentiment, there, Robert Spallone; pray you never find out for yourself firsthand.
That said, didn’t a character of Glee do this a while back?
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Definitely not the first time I’ve heard about something like this.
Sounds like someone who could definitely benefit from “free” publicity, ayup.
she finally put on a $12,000 wedding gown
I hear wedding gown rental is increasingly regarded as a sensible option as of late. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the supplier was also sufficiently eager for publicity as to offer some kickbacks.
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This seems like little more than an expensive act of public narcissism and attention-seeking.
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When I met my wife, she was wearing an enormous diamond ring. Much more expensive than anything I’ve ever bought her.
When I asked her why, she told me that she saw a lot of her friends making stupid decisions for what amounted to a party and a ring. When she turned 30, she bought herself a ring and threw herself a party. I was hooked.
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I dunno, for $12,000 I’d rather buy some guns and maybe go on a trip. But I guess everyone does retail therapy differently.
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