Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/08/bright-blue-ufo-plunges-into-the-ocean-off-hawaii.html
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2020, you ended 8 days ago, remember?
2021 replied, “Hold my beer.”
Oh boy! Alien invasion!
They’re staying away from the 'rona
Gigantic Blueman Cock and Balls?! They are getting ready to BREEEEEEEED!!!
2020 is refusing to concede, and calling up the UFO mobs to make sure 2021 doesn’t take over.
Whatever it was it was very pleasing caerulean blue.
They’re preparing to collect their scout wearing the Trump skin, now that the experiment has proved successful.
It’s sad it’s so blurry but I’m gonna take a stab and guess it could be some kind of plasma? I know the idea of long lived atmospheric plasma seems odd but I think it fits. *shrugs*
Laser Guide Star, probably from Mauna Kea observatory.
Before the popularity of drones, I’d have suggested it was a Chinese lantern, but now they all look like drones to me.
Crashed huh? Guess at the end it was an Unidentified Falling Object.
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but … it’s aliens
John Wyndham was there in 1953:
When we visited Maui, we ran into a few folks who were convinced that aliens visit there. Perhaps my favorite interaction was on our first day on the island. We were at a little shop, and the shopkeeper was chatting us up about how great Hawaii is, and Maui in particular. He dropped his voice a little lower.
“You know,” he said, conspiratorially, “there are only seven energy vortices on Earth. And one of them,”
<dramatic pause>
“is right here in Haleakalā. And that’s why the aliens come visit our observatories.”
It was a wonderful place with wonderful people, and every interaction made us really appreciate the unique culture we were so privileged to experience.