Broadcaster Pat Robertson is dead at 93. Here's some quotes to remember him by

Originally published at: Broadcaster Pat Robertson is dead at 93. Here's some quotes to remember him by | Boing Boing

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He was taken from us too late.

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This is too close to the release of Diablo to be coincidental. :thinking:

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See ya in hell fucker.

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This is one of those times that I hope the Hell the syphilitic* old hatemonger yammered on about is real, because if it is that’s where he’s going to join his fellow scumbag Jerry Falwell.

[* worth noting one final time that part of Robertson’s “dog robber” job during the Korean War was to scout out hookers for the senior officers. He was less than discerning and it’s rumoured that’s why his brain turned to Swiss lace cheese later in life.]

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May he RIH.

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Yes! Some good news today.

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I’ve got a big pot of coffee brewing.

Where’s his grave?

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I find great amusement that Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network became The Family Channel which was sold to Disney and became Freeform - which had shows like Shadowhunters, with vampires and werewolves and warlocks and (gasp) homo-sex-uals.

As part of the the terms of the sale of CBN, it continues to show Robertson’s “The 700 Club” late, late at night. I like to think that at least a few grannies from Iowa have gotten their schedules mixed up and enjoyed some hot gay warlock-on-werewolf action.

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I think about him lying there as every atom in his body rejoins the stars and then … nothing … and I laugh and laugh. But seriously, what a colossal waste of time and resources his life was.

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Well thanks for that back story. I always wondered why 700 Club showed up on that channel!

Oh, and ETA he was still alive?

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And the world immediately becomes a little better place.

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Good riddance!

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I have nothing good to say, other than, “good”.

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Feminism:

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

Well, I mean nobody is in favor of killing children, sure. The rest of it, though . . . . . I’m not seeing the downsides.

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Now Kissinger and McConnell next, please!

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If there is a heaven, Pat Robertson is just at the ‘found out’ stage.

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