Broadcaster Pat Robertson is dead at 93. Here's some quotes to remember him by

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It is, so I started off light.

You know whose name is at the top of mine…

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He said this about Jerry Falwell, but I think the following Christopher Hitchens quote applies:

“If you gave [him] an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.”

Good riddance.

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You really shouldn’t rush things. Take some time, have a nice meal first.

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I hope the devil has a roaring good time with him.

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Happy Pride Month!

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(Farting preacher sfx.)

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John Donne said “every man’s death diminishes me” … but I think even he might have acknowledged that there are exceptions.

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A yocto of whatever unit of diminishment could just be a rounding error.

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Time to find a new Crypt keeper I guess.

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This Guy was terrible.

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leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians

I mean, I’m down with 4/5 of that

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I kinda hope that Pat Robertson gets to meet his God, and that God tells him “Ok, Pat. Nice to see you. First things first: just about everything you’ve said over the last fifty years was… well, wrong. Second, you’ll be staying in Bldg 2462 - which is a dormitory that is populated by everyone who, at any point in their life, performed in a production of “Hair”. My advice? Lighten up.”

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