Originally published at: Buffalo attempts to rid Thailand of motorcycles | Boing Boing
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The bull’s right horn knocking bits off the abandoned bike like loose LEGO bricks is an advertisement for keratin-sheathed bone.
although terrorizing innocent people and wanton vandalism is never the way, this bull may have a deeply personal and legitimate reason to be pissed. someone should talk him through it.
The handlebars reminded him of horns-- he thought he was charging other bulls.
That’s my theory anyway,.
That buffalo wasn’t from Buffalo but he sure did buffalo those buffalo bikes.
What a bully! … ahem
Thai buffalo buffalo Thai.
I saw the buffalo, but not the water…
“The Bikes! He hates these bikes! Stay away from the bikes!”
(after The Jerk)
“Furious Buffalo” BAND NAME!!!
Buffalo’s are 80% water; so, where there is a buffalo, there is water.
So it’s invisible to the human eye, I get it now.
Not always invisible.
Isn’t technology amazing, I Googled “Water Buffalo Urinating”, and was rewarded with images.
Fair amount of H2o there, no denying it.
Bubalis: The Last Waterbender
You can lead a buffalo to water but you don’t need to?
“What’s the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?”
Reply in a Midlands’ accent, “Yow can’t wash y’ands in a Buffalo.”
Hey, pick on someone your own size!
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