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Nothing like the familiar scale of a living room to punctuate how damn big these animals are.
The doorway was just big enough to fit through, what a beast.
It had to use the head?
When I requested a home where the buffalo roam, this is not quite what I meant.
And that was a bison cow.
This is why my father always yelled at us about closing the door.
Buffalo Wild Wings really committed to their delivery service.
Reminds me of a subtle funny bit in the opening of Northern Exposure as Morty meanders through town:
So did the buffalo buffalo Buflallo-buffalo when it was buffaloed by the buffalo’s buffalo head?
(For those who do not get the joke, click How 8 buffaloes in a row form a sentence )
It’s a buffalo, not a scrawnyalo.
Imagine you’re just walking along, need to pee and the first house you find has small creatures vocalizing at you. No grass. And BOOM, human head just stuck on the wall. Yeah, I’d back away slowly from the murder-fae-house
We’re watching Outer Range, and this was extra surreal because of that show.
Pretty much a horror movie plot from the buffalo’s point of view… all you need to add is Buffalo Bill.
It’s only “funny” because humor is your coping mechanism for the cruelty and murder systematically inflicted on other species that you really can’t ethically justify.
Imagine walking into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house…
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew it was going to be KLR
Pretty sure this is “Big Boy”, a bison that has been featured on a few TV programs. He regularly enters the house. They consider him a pet. I think I saw him first on an episode of “Animal Odd Couples”.
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