Originally published at: Buffalo Bill's house to become precious little B&B | Boing Boing
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Does this B&B allow dogs?
Every room comes with a bottle of nice Chianti.
I assume each stay comes with a free bottle of lotion?
Wasn’t the “murder pit” a separate set?
I hope the bathroom showers are just garden hoses with a spray spigot. That would make it a solid stay for me.
In a lovely basket none the less!
Does every stay come with a complimentary bottle of lotion? Is there a nice pit in the basement i can slather it on?
Its a requirement, in fact.
I heard the lotion is suppose to come in a gift basket.
It was, but they’re going to recreate it in the real house.
Good work if you can get it.
Pity the poor people who wanted a nice retirement job, and will now need to deal with guests inexplicably bursting out with “Put it in the fucking basket!” apropo of nothing.
that is one ugly website
I hope that I could pick up some helpful tips on sewing during my stay.
C’mon. Just think of all the little convenient goodies that travelers would find waiting for them in the restroom: Triple-milled mineral soaps; fluffy shower caps; fragrant f-----g lotions in a basket.
(Damn: Others as twisted as yours truly got here before me. Put my f-----g timing in a basket!)
Yeah, like the previous guest or two?
Name it “Our Special Mud Bath” and call it good.