Buffalo Bill's house to become precious little B&B

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Buffalo Bill’s house

Hard pass.

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Big “geek fallacy” energy to all this, yet here I am.

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Does this B&B allow dogs?

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Every room comes with a bottle of nice Chianti.

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I assume each stay comes with a free bottle of lotion?

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Wasn’t the “murder pit” a separate set?

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I hope the bathroom showers are just garden hoses with a spray spigot. That would make it a solid stay for me.

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In a lovely basket none the less!

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Does every stay come with a complimentary bottle of lotion? Is there a nice pit in the basement i can slather it on?

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Its a requirement, in fact.

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I heard the lotion is suppose to come in a gift basket.

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It was, but they’re going to recreate it in the real house.

Good work if you can get it.

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Pity the poor people who wanted a nice retirement job, and will now need to deal with guests inexplicably bursting out with “Put it in the fucking basket!” apropo of nothing.

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that is one ugly website

I hope that I could pick up some helpful tips on sewing during my stay.

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C’mon. Just think of all the little convenient goodies that travelers would find waiting for them in the restroom: Triple-milled mineral soaps; fluffy shower caps; fragrant f-----g lotions in a basket.

(Damn: Others as twisted as yours truly got here before me. Put my f-----g timing in a basket!)

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Yeah, like the previous guest or two?

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Name it “Our Special Mud Bath” and call it good.

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“Goodbye horses” being piped into every room via invisible speakers.

Actually it’s a great song and a pity her career didnt take off. Seems that she’s a bus driver in Staten Island now.

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