If I ate Burger King, I would be locked in the bathroom for an hour as well, maybe longer.
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Fool! He can’t sue! Does he not realize this law and its rule belong to the King and the King alone!
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Buying a burger is your consent to enter into binding arbitration with the Burger King corporation. The EULA is right there on the wrapper.
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AKA, constipation.
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I think I know why the promotion failed.
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Wait, the circles aren’t touching, at all…
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Perhaps specifically, but generally, no, it’s NOT fiction. Yes, eating nothing but McDonalds/BK/whatever nasty greasy fast food will drastically lower your life expectancy.
But cholesterol is not.
Watching that video I remembered how much I loved that song “back in the day.”
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Can’t be “back in the day” if you’re still enjoying it.
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Well, I remembered enjoying it a couple of days ago too.
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Lots of new science says cholesterol is not the evil we were told.
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This is what I tell myself every time I plow through the majority of a pizza in one sitting.
(Okay, it wasn’t. But it will be!)
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“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, eh?”
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