Burger King sued after revoking 'meals for life' compensation


#45

If I ate Burger King, I would be locked in the bathroom for an hour as well, maybe longer.


#46

Fool! He can’t sue! Does he not realize this law and its rule belong to the King and the King alone!


#47

Buying a burger is your consent to enter into binding arbitration with the Burger King corporation. The EULA is right there on the wrapper.


#48

AKA, constipation.


#49

I think I know why the promotion failed.
bchef


#50

Wait, the circles aren’t touching, at all…


#51

Perhaps specifically, but generally, no, it’s NOT fiction. Yes, eating nothing but McDonalds/BK/whatever nasty greasy fast food will drastically lower your life expectancy.


#52

But cholesterol is not.


#53

Watching that video I remembered how much I loved that song “back in the day.”


#54

Can’t be “back in the day” if you’re still enjoying it.


#55

Well, I remembered enjoying it a couple of days ago too.


#56

Lots of new science says cholesterol is not the evil we were told.


#57

This is what I tell myself every time I plow through the majority of a pizza in one sitting.

(Okay, it wasn’t. But it will be!)


#58

“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, eh?”


#59

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