Shit happens.
That dump bespeaks an exceptional level of comfort with being in somebody else’s house without permission.
The conversation at the police station:
“Johnson I have a job for you”
“sighs Okay, got some shit for me to plant?”
“Actually…”
Don’t confuse the mathematical definition of “proof” with the “beyond a reasonable doubt” standard that holds in a criminal case.
“I can’t prove the defendant took a dump here, but I betcha he did.”
“GUILTY!”
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I thought that was reserved for leaving the seat up, the #1offense.
It’ll be awhile before he gets to use a toilet bowl that has a lid.
Or maybe he had to go REALLY, REALLY BAD. (And that to reach… a level of comfort.)
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