The “house brand”–
20 bucks for 25 ml. (0.84 ounce)
maybe a step above drugstore.
Cosmetics might be best described as Veblen Goods.
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I once saw him eating a bag of Cheetos, so can’t be sure.
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Criiiipes. Point taken! I had no idea how pricey something as ordinary as foundation gets.
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He’s a fan of Order of the Stick?
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Does he or anyone seriously think anything could improve his looks? The vicious shitweasel that he is would show through anything.
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For now all we have is photoshop-based speculation.
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Yowza! That image on the right is (even more) chilling. Looks like the kinda dude that sleeps in a coffin during the day.
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Not really; it’s a common hazard of artificial tanning, especially those cheap self tanning products:
Cosmetics are a multibillion dollar per year industry; even the cheap shit ain’t ‘cheap.’
ETA:
Have I mentioned lately that I hate you?
*shudderz
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Maybe a good mortuary scince supply source could find the right shade for him. Just a thought
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Yeah that, x100!
Ickiest thing on here today, and there’s a LOT of ick today.
(Well played, but 
)
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Pretty sure that’s how he and Giuliani met; coffin shopping in Manhattan.
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Before they did that hideous perfume-and-drag routine in the mall? That explains how the joke died.
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He has to be connected to the Linear Guild. “Destructive unnecessary conflict is pretty much all they do.”
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Most shocking aspect to me is “Bronx.”
Not even “Queens,” or “Jersey Shore.”
Can’t he find a similar product with a name like “Riviera,” “Monaco,” or “Fort Knox?”
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“I personally ike a shade called…Veiled white supremacy” Ha.ha…classic!
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I thought at first that the “x” was pronounced as in xylophone, and I thought it was a company that specialized in bronzers 
But the company is indeed named for The Bronx in NYC, and they sell other makeup too.
Yes, at first I missed the word “foundation” near the bottom of the bottle. Foundation is not bronzer, I know that.
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