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LOL
A hungry AND nasty man
(Also no wonder his window is open.)
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Why, I do believe that is Sergeant Pooper’s Lonely Farts Club Band!
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i did see somewhere that farting on someone’s pillow can give them pink eye
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I’m pretty sure there would be an inverse square type of relationship, so at the standard social distancing distance of 200 cm, the number of bacteria would be 5 orders of magnitude lower.
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This settles it for me. I’m wearing trousers on my face.
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I’m not and I am, too!
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Not brown eye?
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I don’t know. Let’s see.
Nope. I don’t have it. Let me try that again.
Still nothing. Maybe I’m not trying hard enough.
In answer to your question… no.
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And yet…Smelling your partners farts helps you live longer.
Coming from Mens Health magazine, I wonder if the article falls within the “not too lame excuses men can offer to their significant other” category.
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It was twenty years ago, today
Sgt Popper caused his cheeks to splay!
Does that assume zero wind speed, and both farter and receiver are static?
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Something something spherical farts in a vacuum.
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Right. Also at STP.
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Came here for exactly this kind of utter insanity. BB does not disappoint! 
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BB aims to please. 
♂:boom:
I just discovered something: When choosing an explosion emoji, here – on BB – it’s replaced with a “male symbol”.
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We do explode pretty routinely. In a thread on farts, that’s pretty appropriate.
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#thoughtsyouneverhadaboutpreznitobama
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That makes up for the emoji malfunction… but it’s still vexing.
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