Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/14/cannabis-bouquet-delivery-serv.html
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Sorry I was late for our date…I fell asleep.
Violets are blue
Blue as the sky
You’re so… um… fuck it
I’m so fucking high
Sell just a couple of these, and Valentine’s Day chocolate sales will double!
$400 an ounce? damn, that’s 100% more expensive than the dispensaries here.
Thats dead on for a top of the price range oz in the SF Bay area.
Wow! I think I prefer to stick with the “illegal but with open storefront operations and locations throughout the City” dispensary system in the Lower Mainland.
I can find weed that costs that much, and it hasn’t once been worth it.
However, if $400 is top shelf price in SF then considering how much more everything else is there that isn’t as relatively bad as it could be.
I still have a “dude”, we play X-Box and talk about Star Wars and pro wrestling and I will never understand why people don’t want that experience.
I will pay it but only when my bud-tender highly recommends. I’d say they have been more hit than miss, so I still trust them much of the time. There are certainly varied levels of quality that kinda align with price but you never know.
$400/ounce? Holy crap! If I still smoked, I’d have to quit.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Butter
Eggs
Milk
Today’s word is: gouging.
is it a flavor/terpene thing or does it just FU up that much more? I can get dabs for $20 a g, so I feel like just getting really faded can still be cheap-ish.
/slitt buys flower, because I actually don’t like being that fucked up most of the time.
Its a different high, but you are certainly more fucked up? I like dabs, I like edibles. I think the cheapest, most effective THC high is the activated oil these days, but its such an incapacitating high I avoid it.
Mostly I smoke the dope for my back and joint pain, but when I spend the big $$ I’m looking for stuff that makes bad movies good.
But isn’t your special someone worth paying a little bit extra? They obviously hope you think it is.
Skunkweed bouquets at Walgreen’s. Single joints attractively wrapped in tissue paper at the local convenience store.
Roses are red
Violets ar–zzzzzzzzzzzz
(My brain handles THC about as well as a brick to the head.)
I’m pretty sure most weed smokers would prefer a better, cheaper, stem-free version, but this is still pretty cool.
Currently, in WA I can score 1/2 oz. (the largest amount you can legally buy at one time) of 32.8% THC smoke for $150 or under. Some excellent strains can run as cheap as $90 per 1/2 oz., when on sale!
Hell, for $6 you can get a pair of .5g spliffs, and for $8, you can get them coated with hash oil =) .
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