Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/16/cant-a-naked-man-paddle-his.html
…
6 Likes
naked man
To be fair, I spy some underwear or swim trunks…
18 Likes
Aren’t we all naked, under our clothes?
21 Likes
Watercraft or water toy, wave rider, but, not a kayak.
4 Likes
looks to me like he’s just dressed for the weather.
16 Likes
Fake nudity!
9 Likes
I just looked…I am! I am!
eta: 45 sec of ad for 61 sec of video? Nope.
7 Likes
What exactly is he doing wrong so that they bother him?
6 Likes
Skin suit!
I know! That looks like fun to me!
6 Likes
Damn fuzz, always ruining safe and sane fun.
3 Likes
I thought he was doing pretty well. Just let him get on with it already. He knew what he was doing.
4 Likes
Perhaps this is in Singapore, and they alertly spotted him chewing gum? Lock him up!
1 Like
In the US, anything on the water is allowed to be questioned to ensure there are enough flotation devices for everyone, and ensure that the driver isnt impaired in any way.
1 Like
‘I spy, with my little eye…’ something spandex.
5 Likes
Speedos?
3 Likes
I’m debating in my mind whether Speedos are worse than nothing at all.
…Not worse?…I guess?..
4 Likes
Tricky question.
Related: I walked past an ice cream parlour a couple of days ago; they had a sign outside that, loosely translated, said “If you swim naked, you don’t have to worry about your bikini figure.” Sound advice, if you ask me.
10 Likes
I think they are all yelling “where’s your life vest?!” “pull over, I am giving you a ticket for not having adequate PFDs in your… I’m gonna say sit-atop kayak?”
And he’s like “I live right there Officer Krupkee!”
I’ve been out in worse. Typhoon tyshmoon!
7 Likes
It’s like wearing nothing at all… notihng at all… nothing at all…
4 Likes
