Can't a naked man paddle his kayak during a typhoon in peace?

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/16/cant-a-naked-man-paddle-his.html

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#2

naked man

To be fair, I spy some underwear or swim trunks…

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#3

Aren’t we all naked, under our clothes?

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#4

Watercraft or water toy, wave rider, but, not a kayak.

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#5

looks to me like he’s just dressed for the weather.

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#6

Fake nudity!

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#7

I just looked…I am! I am!

eta: 45 sec of ad for 61 sec of video? Nope.

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#8

What exactly is he doing wrong so that they bother him?

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#9

Skin suit!

#10

I know! That looks like fun to me!

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#11

Damn fuzz, always ruining safe and sane fun.

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#12

I thought he was doing pretty well. Just let him get on with it already. He knew what he was doing.

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#13

Perhaps this is in Singapore, and they alertly spotted him chewing gum? Lock him up!

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#14

In the US, anything on the water is allowed to be questioned to ensure there are enough flotation devices for everyone, and ensure that the driver isnt impaired in any way.

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#15

‘I spy, with my little eye…’ something spandex.

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#16

Speedos?  

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#17

I’m debating in my mind whether Speedos are worse than nothing at all.

Not worse?…I guess?..

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#18

Tricky question.
Related: I walked past an ice cream parlour a couple of days ago; they had a sign outside that, loosely translated, said “If you swim naked, you don’t have to worry about your bikini figure.” Sound advice, if you ask me.

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#19

I think they are all yelling “where’s your life vest?!” “pull over, I am giving you a ticket for not having adequate PFDs in your… I’m gonna say sit-atop kayak?”

And he’s like “I live right there Officer Krupkee!”

I’ve been out in worse. Typhoon tyshmoon!

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#20

It’s like wearing nothing at all… notihng at all… nothing at all…

Flanders

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