Rick Perry finally remembered that third department of the Federal Government he’d axe if he was elected President: it’s sometimes known as “the executive branch”.
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I wish I was in California.
You watch your ass.
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Perry, mumbling: “I am not a four-eyes.”
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Gov. Rick Perry demonstrates why he was voted the best farter in his seventh grade class.
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“Christ, what an asshole.”
Too obvious?
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Something about all those pens and papers on the table spoke to me.
"The inaugural Cross-Party D&D Night got off to a poor start when Rick Perry rolled his third successive 1. "
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This whole thread is so full of win that I wish I could 
every post in it.
Damn the limitations, full speed ahead!!
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Perry: “But, ‘Under the Dome’ is an AWESOME show!”
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No really Rick, I did not have them assign you the code-name “Mohammed Raghead”. I have no idea who did it, but it wasn’t me.
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if anyone would, it’s Rick Perry.
And there are more than three people, so he probably needs help with that other one… that one after three.
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He may or may not be grumpy. Genuine he is not.
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…And he said, “Neener, neener, you can’t catch me.” And that’s when I gave him the super-wedgie.
And that was after he rolled “Gay” for his alignment too. Some days the dice gods hate you.
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Obama: “It says here you ran for president once”
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Every time I say “Immigration” he makes this face. I know it’s mean but I can’t stop saying it. IMMIGRATION!
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Rick: “So what’s it feel like to be President?”
Barack: “Great, how’s it if feel to be a Dick?”
Rick: "No really, do you think I’ve got a shot at getting into the White House?
Barack: “Depends, you’ll have to ask Hillary if she needs a doorman.”
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“Must not reveal sense of humor! Must not laugh with President!”
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