Caption this photo of President Obama and TX Gov. Rick Perry, please

I can’t lay down a blanket “like” on the entire thread, so I’ll like this post.

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“Wow, Rick, the NSA sez you visit some pretty interesting websites.”

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Obama looks so out of place, like a grinning infant in a room of adults.

Perry: (fart sound)

Obama and others: (giggles)

Obama: Governor, do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Perry: Sure.
Obama: Knock knock.
Perry: Who’s there?
Obama: Uh, hm, I forget. Let me think. Oops.

Obama: Governor, would you like something to drink?
Perry: Sure.
Obama: well, we have three options. Coffee, tea, and, hm, I forget. Let me think. Oops.

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Rick Perry: “Watch me do my Grumpy Cat impression.”

Rick’s just pissed that the President brought him a keychain from his Colorado trip, while everyone else at the table received “agricultural products”.

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Brilliant!

Pres: Derper says what?
Perry: what?
Pres: oh man that never gets old…

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it’s actually an ice breaker… everyone must guess the name written on their own card… rick always loses… they never bother to put a name on his card… to this day, he still hasn’t figured it out.

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“Rectum?! Hell, it killed’ em both!”

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The big words, they hurt! The glasses, they do nothing!

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Seriously? Teabagger STFU, and let everyone have a good laugh.

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Gov. Perry does not appear to like them apples.

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Little Ricky, we’re laughing at you, not with you.

‘It’s the 21st century and the name of your ranch is… what?!’

meanwhile lil rickie is muttering ‘snow snookie sez we gonna impeach your blah @$$, grumble grumble harrumph!’ (and hopes like hell no one notices there are no lens in those frames… or askes him to count to three, ahhh, oops)

Probably so they know where to sit.

His distinguishing feature in this photo, looks-wise, is his pigmentation.

None of the rest of us share the associations colouring your bankrupt perspective.

Furthermore, I can tell you’re a loathsome excuse for a human being, because you haven’t taken this opportunity to hang shit on Rick Perry.

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Never trust a fart… Never!

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perry sat on a whoopee cushion
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