Catholic bishop plans to dump holy water from plane to exorcise city's demons

Dude… :grimacing:

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Targeted at some priest’s predilections, mind you.

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more logical.

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Oh God, yes. The Landrover!

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I’ve got an evil garden that could use exorcising a couple times a week, if he should happen by…

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I have never been behind a religious ritual so much in all my life!

I hate to be “that guy” but that’s not going to work.

Heretic!!

Exorcism begins at home.

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Exactly. Plant a priest in the plane and have him continuously bless the accreted clouds that form behind the wing. Best to have 3 or 4, all speaking at the same time (like Frère Jacques), so that each effects the blessing in a staggered fashion.

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sort of like this?

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Godon level.

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It’s inversely proportional to the squareroot of orange.

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Taking a somewhat literal approach to ‘thoughts and prayers’. Doesn’t he get that it is convenient cover for doing nothing?

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But of course.

Completely and utterly off topic, but when I was younger I was always thought the lyrics, were I miss the rains down in Africa. When I found out the real lyrics, not all that long ago, I was disappointed. My version made a lot more sense.

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Bit of a Pavlovian response around here, to be honest…

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