Originally published at: Catholic school accidentally sells students Mother's Day fake roses that were actually red thong underwear | Boing Boing
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Ok, I’m beginning to rethink my stance on religion.
He works in mysterious ways.
“Mysterious Ways”; that’s that place next door to “Victoria’s Secrets”?
According to the Vatican, there is only one acceptable stance on religion; “Knees together!”
Time to spell check “the second coming”?
The Jesus I know, would rock those panties.
This Mother’s Day give Mom the gift that says, “I want a little sister. You and Dad get busy.”
“Angry Parents Demand School Administration Mind Own Business”
Perhaps, somebody can’t translate the Chinglish on Aliexpress?
An embarrassing Mother’s Day mix-up at a local catholic school goes viral — and has many people cracking up.
As opposed to up in your crack?
Gee, string us along why don’t ya?
Looking forward to all the child grooming accusations…
Still preferable to real roses.
I mean, I guess it could have been worse. Gas station roses come to mind.
Nice underwear is so important to good grooming
School janitor must be upset someone found his private hoard.
Unless you’re in a good, old-fashioned heterosexual marriage, in which case every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.