Chair made out of gold-plated AK-47s

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Bleh. Money can buy you gold plated AK chairs, but not class…

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This is what the throne would have looked like if Game of Thrones was set during the Sandinista revolution.

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Already been done, without the bling.

In Donald Trump’s Game of Trumps, you win (the Golden Throne) or you’re fired.

Now that I think about it, maybe he’s trying to out-Joffrey Joffrey.

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His throne looks slightly different.

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How can he tell if his pee is healthy?

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I don’t think they’re even AK-47s. Those are actually kind of uncommon. Likely they’re AKMs or AK-74s or one of the umpteen clone AK patterns.

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You can have my chair when you pry it from my cold, dead buttocks.

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Let’s see. Tacky. Check. Gold plated. Check. Vaguely russian. Check. I imagine a brace of these will be sent to Trump Tower by, you know, friends in Russia. A little thank you for eastern Ukraine and the former Crimea, da? Spasibo!

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I am ashamed of this century.

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Sitting down. A dangerous business.

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Looks more ominous than the blingy one.

Nice! I really like the chandelier addition. Trigger to turn on?

can you really call yourself a post apocalyptic war lord if your throne isn’t a recliner?

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I am thinking more Eastern European. Like in track pants and a sweat shirt.
Like this guy.

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“Ack - my back!”

“What’s wrong?”

“This chair! It’s killing my back!”

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Looks like something Hunter S Thompson would have dreamed up. Probably has little indentations at the tips of each rifle from which to snort one’s nose candy.

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What are you saying? He has the healthiest pee. He has a signed statement from his Doctor. It reads, and I quote:

“President Trump’s pee is the best pee, he pees biggly. His inauguration was HUGE. Don’t believe the lying media. SAD. Signed my doctor.”

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If it’s like the Iron Throne, it’s not meant to be comfortable.

Many rulers have cut themselves on the blades of the Iron Throne…

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