Chair made out of gold-plated AK-47s


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/02/chair-made-out-of-gold-plated.html


#2

Bleh. Money can buy you gold plated AK chairs, but not class…


#3

This is what the throne would have looked like if Game of Thrones was set during the Sandinista revolution.


#4

Already been done, without the bling.


#5

In Donald Trump’s Game of Trumps, you win (the Golden Throne) or you’re fired.

Now that I think about it, maybe he’s trying to out-Joffrey Joffrey.


#6

His throne looks slightly different.


#7

How can he tell if his pee is healthy?


#8

I don’t think they’re even AK-47s. Those are actually kind of uncommon. Likely they’re AKMs or AK-74s or one of the umpteen clone AK patterns.


#9

You can have my chair when you pry it from my cold, dead buttocks.


#10

Let’s see. Tacky. Check. Gold plated. Check. Vaguely russian. Check. I imagine a brace of these will be sent to Trump Tower by, you know, friends in Russia. A little thank you for eastern Ukraine and the former Crimea, da? Spasibo!


#11

I am ashamed of this century.


#12

Sitting down. A dangerous business.


#13

Looks more ominous than the blingy one.


#14

Nice! I really like the chandelier addition. Trigger to turn on?


#15

can you really call yourself a post apocalyptic war lord if your throne isn’t a recliner?


#16

I am thinking more Eastern European. Like in track pants and a sweat shirt.
Like this guy.


#17

“Ack - my back!”

“What’s wrong?”

“This chair! It’s killing my back!”


#18

Looks like something Hunter S Thompson would have dreamed up. Probably has little indentations at the tips of each rifle from which to snort one’s nose candy.


#19

What are you saying? He has the healthiest pee. He has a signed statement from his Doctor. It reads, and I quote:

“President Trump’s pee is the best pee, he pees biggly. His inauguration was HUGE. Don’t believe the lying media. SAD. Signed my doctor.”

[Device Samsung S3]

#20

If it’s like the Iron Throne, it’s not meant to be comfortable.

Many rulers have cut themselves on the blades of the Iron Throne…