Charlie Sheen & Whoopi Goldberg are in a new '9/11' movie and the trailer is crap-tacular


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/21/charlie-sheen-whoopi-goldber.html


#2

too soon?


#3

Charlie Sheen has been making bank off this tragedy for years. He’s a 9/11 Truther.


#4

Charlie Sheen & Whoopi Goldberg are in a new ‘9/11’ movie…

Let me stop you there.

Why?


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#6

Wow, the producer’s pie charts are going to be crazy wrong about this one. Who the hell is going to sit through this?


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#8

Starring a new direct-to-red-box production.


#9

It’s like a Sharknado version of 9/11 except that Sharknado has the benefit of being fiction and having a cyborg Tara Reid.


#10

I puked a little on that one. Is it drinking time yet?


#11

I couldn’t watch more than 20 seconds of it. Too soon.


#12

Well, that was enough for me. Don’t need to see that now.


#13

You had me at Luis Guzman.


#14

I cant help but think that those who felt a sense of nationalistic pride after 9/11, are right now full of Donald Trump’s triumph, they don’t need another movie. And for tbe rest of us, 9/11 is when this shitstorm began. It will always be too soon.


#15

I like Gina Gershon. I wonder if she gets to dance in this one, like Showgirls.


#16

Uh, what about Gina Gershon and Luis Guzman!? This thing is packed with stars!

Also, it’s super lame that they added sound fx to the planes slamming into the buildings… At least I assume they did.

Also, I don’t think that’s how elevators work.


#17

Trump Supporter DVD Shelf:
United 93
American Sniper
13 hours
Black Hawk Down
The Fountainhead

I started building this list and realized these whackadilies have of course already done it for me: http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:Greatest_Conservative_Movies


#18

Too soon. Please wait until I’m dead before making this kind of garbage.


#19

based on the comments here, I’ll pass on this. I do something else like light myself on fire or wrestle a polar bear…


#20

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