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“The six fingered man” cocktail should be a real hit.
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Avoid the Vizzini Martini.
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Do not request the fire swamp section.
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Or the happy hour menu, which includes Rodents of Unusual Size and BBQ Shreiking Eels.
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Why do we get this when we clearly need a Krull-themed bar? /s
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They closed that one after the Ultimate Frisbee Tournament went horribly wrong…
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Point of warning: Vizzini made it a pop-up bar so you can’t first spend a few years building up your immunity to iocane powder.
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Came for the iocande powder joke. Thank you
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And every time the bartender replies back with your drink order, it will be… ‘as you wish’
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Keep an eye out for an elevated incidence of problematic threats of violence against women there.
(Yeah, Wesley, you know what else you shouldn’t do to someone you claim to love? Threaten to hit them.)
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