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I wonder if the scene when it came through the door was anything like this…
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Thanks for this! Now I know what to say if my vegan friends comment about my breakfast food choices. 
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I imagine hearing that at 3am while camping would be very Blair Witch.
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“It was self defense!”
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There was some PETA-associated propaganda campaign about how chickens were loving creatures who took care of each other, and all I could do was laugh in response. I raise a few chickens for eggs and the biggest threat to their safety is each other.
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Sounds like humans.
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Their many-greats grandparents T. rex and co. look on approvingly. “Damn mammals always were a pest.”
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No meatless Mondays for these chicks, it’s foxy Friday on the menu.
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The scars on the backs of my legs eventually faded. My desire to never see another bantam rooster has not.
Spoken like someone who has never actually owned ducks.
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Swans. Beautiful spawns of Satan. Adults have been beaten nigh unto death by these highly evolved therapods.
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The chair is against the wall.
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I have heard of some chickens and roosters be relatively cool towards people, however if i ever had any i’d treat them and any other domesticated farm animal with a healthy dose of respect.
And for sure i would not want to be near any rooster. Def don’t want a talon to the face.
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Roger That!
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